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5月2日 Becoming a ManToday The Boy get into the car after school and informs me that the boys in his class watched "The Film" Yes. THAT Film. Our conversation goes something like this:
The Boy gets in the car -
Boy - Mom. We watched a movie today.
Aynde - Really?
Boy - It was about Puberty. I almost threw up.
Aynde - Really? Why?
Boy - Ew...They talked about......um....I can't say it.
Aynde - They talked about puberty.
Boy - Yes. They talked aobut your...um... wee wee. It grossed me out.
Aynde - Your Penis?
Boy - Oh My God Mom! That's so disgusting!
Aynde - Penis is not a bad word son. What did you learn? What is Puberty?
Boy - Puberty is when you get your first stick of deodorant. And you get hair all over. And something about your wee wee, the boys (his name for testicles) and liking girls. It was sick. We got this little booklet to read and we have to talk to you or dad.
Aynde - I think that is a good idea.
Boy - Then after the movie and talk Mr. H asked if we had any questions and there was total silence except for acouple of coughs. It was weird.
There you have it folks! This evening Aynde will be discussing the finer points of puberty with The Boy while trying to convince him that it's all perfectly normal and nothing to be "grossed out" by. Wish me luck! 12月30日 When your kids know you a little too well....Conversation with my son:
Son - What are we doing tomorrow?
Mom - Cleaning the house.
Son - Who's coming?
And there you have it. 12月27日 Whose Undies?Today I caught my daughter wearing her dad's underpants. She had both legs through one leg hole of the boxer shorts and her arm through the opening in the front. She is holding them up. I tell her to put daddy's undies away. She drops them where she stands and is nekkid with a big smile.
I have it all on video.
I am still laughing. |
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